If I were a superhero, I would certainly wear tights and a skirt and tall boots and a cape, of course

I just discovered my superhero alter ego Friday night outside the bar. I'm Super White Girl.



I helped to tiny Hispanic girls get their completely-passed-out cousin into their car before the cops showed up.



After I smacked the drunk dude in the head with the door and suggested they step away from the car until the cops had passed, they said in disbelief, "Of all the people here, we never thought the white girl would be the one to help us."