This is the pencil that I use everyday at work.
It is wee.
It is hard to write using this wee pencil and even harder to sharpen.
No, I will not use another pencil — even though a co-worker gave me a blue-leaded pencil to use ... oooohhhha, blue lead.
I will not be swayed by blue lead.
My wee pencil is just fine.
I'm pretty sure I should go seek mental-health care now.