Dear John Fluevog,
My uber-husband bought me my first pair of Fluevogs for Valentine's Day yesterday.
I love these shoes. Love them in a way that is just not right. They are quirky and anachronistic and cute and comfortable and I want to hug them and kiss them and hold hands with them ... if they had hands.
Instead, I'm going to just declare my love for them and for you for creating such uber-cute shoes. All the affection and admiration is going to Bill for getting me such a lovely gift for a holiday that has really of no significance or consequence at all.
In closing, please keep making shoes and I will start saving all my pennies to buy as many as I can.