Thursday, January 29, 2009

Hooker boots!

As you may know — but probably wish you didn't — in light of these horrible dark economic times, I've been searching long and hard ... searching for the perfect black leather boots. (I'm deep, I know.)

I found a pair a couple of weeks ago. They were perfect in every way.

Except one.

And that one thing was pretty important. They hurt my feet like hell.

I tried wearing them around the house, but they killed my arches. So back they went.

But now, tah dah! I have new boots:

My mom thought these made me look like I had Barbie feet. I thought they looked vaguely like hooker boots — my mom did assure me that it was not the case.

The only thing that stopped me from getting these boots originally was the platform. I'm a tall girl (relatively of course, my cousins and brother would disagree), I don't need platform boots. But they passed all the other tests, so now I finally have (slightly hookerish, but that's not all together bad, is it?) black boots.

Just doin' my part to save the economy.

4 comments:

Lady said...

Oh hells yeah!! I love them and want them.

RiveterGirl said...

Lady, I got them on a super sale through Piper Lime online (woot! to free shipping).

Hooker boots for everyone!

Ladybug650 said...

Sweet, I'm all for any footwear that has the potential to make my size 10s (I'm 5'11") look like Barbie feet. Plus they are hawt.

RiveterGirl said...

Ladybug650: Let's give it up for the size 10 girls! We should start a club for big feeted girls.