Thursday, February 05, 2009

Conversations with an 8-year-old

Margaret: I want to have my own band someday and I want to sing.

Me: That would be awesome, Mar. Let's make that happen.

Mar: Naw, my vocals are all jacked up.

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Me: Great another strip mall.

Mar: Oh. Do a lot of people not want those because of all the girls and ... you know, their clothes are little and stuff?

Me: (raised eyebrows and thinking, " 'the hell?" then it dawns on me) Oh, honey, it's not a "strip club," it's a "strip mall." Where they have stores and stuff.

Mar: Ooooh. Is that where the strippers buy their stuff?

3 comments:

That One Guy said...

THAT IS FLIPPIN' HILARIOUS!! BOTH OF THEM.

RiveterGirl said...

Yes, TOG, I have to agree. That kid cracks me up all the time.

Mark said...

Big lols!