Margaret has pink eye. Pink eye is disgusting.
Next topic of conversation, please.
Mar was putting compresses on her eyes, per the doctor's orders, while I was fixing my hair.
Me: So, you don't like my purple hair (I had purple lowlights dyed Saturday).
Me: Do you think it's weird your mom had purple hair?
Mar: There's a lot of other things that make you weird besides purple hair.
Out of the mouths of babes.