Yo, Self, what are you? Slow?
Don't schedule the following on the same Thursday morning after having two days off:
* Guilt over not being a better daughter to ailing parents
* Losing the keys to your boss's office and desk (while he's on vacation)
* A lovely, phlegmy cough accompanied by a lovely smoker's rasp
* Your period
Yeah, it makes you a wee bit emotionally erratic (read that as you'll end up spending a good hour crying at your desk).
These things should definitely be dealt with separately as you may find yourself (again) accepting a consoling hug and sharing entirely too much with the poor co-worker who happened to just need to put a new phone in your boss's office.
Moral: Get your shit together, dumbass.
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