While driving to the mall last night, I was trying to call my parents (yeah, I know, I should neither be talking on my cell phone while driving nor going to the mall, but that seemed less dangerous than sitting home watching cable TV all night), but I kept getting a message from my cell phone provider that they were having some sort of network problem.
Mar: What's wrong with your cell phone?
Me: I dunno, some sort of network problems.
Mar: Maybe Gramma and Grampa are too far away.
Me: Yes, they are too far away.
Mar: Too far away from my heart.
Me: Yeah, exactly.
Mar: And too far away for me to eat their goodies.
She's so her mother's daughter.