Who needs pants anyway?

Do you ever had those dreams where you show up somewhere and you're naked or don't have a shirt or pants on? I've had many of those dreams.

Most often, it seems, that I would end up somewhere with no pants on and I have to try to inconspicuously cover my flapping-in-the-breeze ass. I hate those dreams.

From the looks of these photos of Britney Spears, her reality is my nightmare:

'the hell?