Katy don't

Do you see it?

Right there on the big leaf.

It's a katydid or a walking leaf bug or the bug that will likely end up dismembered on my bathroom floor.

They are such crazy bugs — all making noise and being all flat.

But as deft as they are at being incognito, my cats can not only see them but catch them and fillet them like a sous chef ... and they don't have thumbs.

Saturday night, after a long, long night at the Wrong Impressions show, I came home to find not one but two lime-green bug carcasses and their various legs and heads strewn around the house.

I hate when that happens.